The Joe Schmo Show - Season 2 - Eps 5: Porked and Beans
The suitors are told to choose who they believe among them is least compatible with Austin and with Piper. Gerald is chosen least compatible with Piper and Eleanor is chosen least compatible with Austin. That means they each get some alone time with the respective bachelor and bachelorette - that is, until "tragedy" strikes. A Falcon Twist is interrupted for the "news" that Ingrid's grandfather died. As such, weepy Eleanor loses her alone-time to Ingrid. The suitors all take part in a game called Love is a Battlefield in which they must perform better than models at outrageous tasks for trips. Tim gets the dirty-talk of his life from Cammy, but it isn't enough to beat the apparently X-Rated performance of the models. Piper's supposed parents return, except now they're playing the roles of Austin's parents. The girls are given tasks to perform and all complete them except Cammy. Her Porked and Beans soft-core video is played, but Austin tosses Ingrid, saying that she had lied to him about her grandfather.
About The Joe Schmo Show

Title: The Joe Schmo Show
First Air Date: 2003-09-02
Last Air Date: 2013-03-05
Status: Ended
Rating: 8/10 (from 11 votes)
Language: EN
Seasons: 4
Total Episodes: 27
Network: Spike
Genres: Comedy
Production Companies: Stone Stanley Entertainment
Synopsis
An average, everyday person finds themselves selected for a reality TV show with a large prize at stake. Little do they know they're the only contestant: all the other "competitors" are actors and the whole show is just a set up to test how they react to different scenarios and moral dilemmas.
Cast

Ralph Garman
Jake Montrose

Robert Belushi
Allen

Lombardo Boyar
Chico

Chelsey Crisp
Chloe

Lorenzo Lamas
Lorenzo Lamas